8/1/10 08:49 pm
know why we burn?
Because fucking. Explain. I have a cottage in the village, 153 km from Moscow, Tver region. The village is a place where all the live face to face many common fences, and some like me neighbor, for example, there is no fence at all and in fact it is my dick I do not need from him have nothing to hide, but because it is a local resident, the house sits for when I do not have, and mows the grass on my site, which is good for his cows and not bad for me, because the site is overgrown quickly. Well, so what am I, but that's about the fires. In the village at asshole communists who all swear there were three fire pond, hanging bell, which struck when a fire and the miracle was a fire truck, one on three villages is true, but it was. And then came Sir Democrats and started fucking the first that did it peppered ponds and sold these seats for construction, fire car too much then Delhi is probably the aliens stole, and bell were replaced by phone (upgrade whore), but he did dick does not work because they forgot to connect. Firefighter remained true he has nothing but a helmet and overalls, which were still all the same bad kommunstov. Here's how it works: 15 years ago started a fire in a neighboring village, they promptly sent a messenger to us and we ran to put out our firefighter dressed in form, took the two buckets filled with water (this time for up to still a mystery) sat on lesiped and went to put out with us, and laughter and sin in general. Someone had called the fire, but they came eventually after 5 hours, because that drove from Tver. Put out all that was at hand, sand, water, and spits a house is not saved, but others have defended somehow.
I have a question? Where to go our money? Why are we so each year slips farther and farther from the primitive system of society? To dick us what that innovation center in Skolkovo if our fire engines not elementary. Why do before there were such people as forest rangers, who warned of a fire and carry the information to firefighters, thus not allowing the fire to villages. I do not want the phone in the village, I want to fire ponds, and my bell back, give me back my damn bell and dig my pond, I'll keep him going, and fill, if the district administration vpadlu to do this, simply issue the place for me. Understand the gentlemen officers, your concentration brilliant ideas on dick in Russia do not need, before you all already predumali, intelligent Russian peasant, and do not izobritat bike, because he invented and long ekpluatirovalsya OK, until you have climbed their rylami our Kalashny series. Set me free from taxes or simply remove the pension fund, I'm still not live until retirement, at such a life, and this money will buy a fire engine on the three villages, and I will sleep peacefully, knowing that it has no will select it from my people, my neighbors villagers, because it is our bitch and we'll kill for it, if need be. If you gentlemen officers and deputies on the dick to us, we do not pohuyu for themselves and their neighbors, clean your fucking laws that let us live as we want and we want to live happily and well. We do not hope for you, we all understand you have a principle of life: everything you need, but you are wrong, should you need us very much, believe me.
Give me back my damn bell, bitches, and take your phone on dick.
Please to support my appeal to the authorities Kalyazin district of Tver region, thanks in advance.
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Dear User,
Today at the end of the day, breathing, like all Muscovites, the smoke of burning forests near Moscow, with great interest and pleasure to read with your assessment of the situation, that prevailed in central Russia forest fires.
fairness it should be noted that such high temperatures in Russia for 140 years, and, hence, under the Communists, was not.
And it's at least partly justifies power, which, of course, is responsible for disaster management, but which is first encountered such magnitude and such a large scale disaster.
Overall, however, agree with your comments.
You, of course, amazingly frank and straight man.
Just fellow.
And you are definitely a gifted writer.
If earned by writing, could live as favorite writer VI Lenin - AM Bitter - on Capri.
But there you might not feel safe.
As in Europe and the U.S. face the same scale natural disasters. Enough to remember how to burn wood in many European countries in the past and the year before.
Despite all the problems and difficulties I hope, before retirement, we with you did last out till then.
All the necessary funds to cope with natural disasters and other urgent solution problems have already been sent from the federal budget to the accounts of victims of the Russian Federation.
If your address bell will receive the Governor immediately.
Sincerely yours, Vladimir Putin.
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